If you're reading this, you're online, so it's just a quick click and a jump to
www.smarttix.com and Bob's your uncle, you've got a ticket to tonight's showing of The Truth About Santa, penned by the inimitable Greg Kotis, starring his whole family and a special appearance by Bella the English bull dog.
We've got a gentleman from a certain paper that starts with a "T" and ends with an "imes" coming tonight and a nice raucous crowd never hurt a comedy.
So bring yourself, bring a co-worker, bring friends and lovers, hell, bring Uncle Bob, he could use a night out.
8:00, Kraine Theater, 85 E. 4th Street between 2nd and 3rd.
Calling all cars.