Tuesday, July 31, 2012

here's the next big thing


Cool logo, right?

Now give us all of your money.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

here's the deal

Twenty bucks tonight for two tickets if you say "end of the world" at the door.

If you've been thinking of seeing the show, stop thinking and do it.

If you were planning on coming the last night, half-thinking maybe it will be sold out and ah well, you tried, don't be that guy.

Come on down and give us a decent crowd for the critics. And my Mom.

Seriously, Mom and Dad are in the house tonight.

Don't make me look lame, guys.

Info here.

See you tonight at the Big Show.

Sixty five minutes, four Horsemen, lots of great songs and cheap wine and beer.

And those two lovely ladies.

Come on, man.

It's the bargain at the end of the world.

Friday, July 13, 2012

the phantom menace II

Sometimes you hate to be right.

I just wonder what they're telling Portman out on the trail.

"Condi who?  No no no no.  She's a chick, man.  And she's got weird teeth.  It's you, baby.  Now go out there and raise some more money."

You read it here first, kids.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

we're subdividing or something like that

The Museum was getting filled up with all these political types, yammering away all night and leaving cigarette burns on all of the fine valuables so we built them their own little clubhouse.

It's over here.

So you can go and sit over there if you go for that type of foolishness.

This is a Dime Museum and a place for world-wide theatricals, damn it.

We'll leave the lying and finger-pointing to those guys.

We got Art and stuff to discuss.


Anyone see Prometheus?

Pretty cool.