You know how some mornings you head out of the house for a quick errand and one goddamned thing turns into another which becomes a third and then a fourth and you wind up limping your befuddled ass home at five?
One of those.
Still have time for a MEMQ, so here's a golden oldie:
Who, in fact, wrote The Book of Love?
1. The Hollys
2. The Monotones
3. The Sliders
4. The Drifters
5. God His Own Self?
Winners remember the meaning of romance, losers get their reading privileges revoked.