Twenty bucks tonight for two tickets if you say "end of the world" at the door.
If you've been thinking of seeing the show, stop thinking and do it.
If you were planning on coming the last night, half-thinking maybe it will be sold out and ah well, you tried, don't be that guy.
Come on down and give us a decent crowd for the critics. And my Mom.
Seriously, Mom and Dad are in the house tonight.
Don't make me look lame, guys.
See you tonight at the Big Show.
Sixty five minutes, four Horsemen, lots of great songs and cheap wine and beer.
And those two lovely ladies.
Come on, man.
It's the bargain at the end of the world.